Paar-tay

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Drinking so much you can't see straight and then trying to get into bed with a woman who looks like a fully loaded buffet.

I drank 12 shots and now I'm trying to climb into my aunt's pants.

He passed out on the couch after trying to flirt with the barista who looked like a superhero.

I saw him trying to kiss a waitress who had a burger in her hand and a smile that said 'you're not ready for this.'

Chugging beer like it's your last day on Earth and then attempting to seduce a woman who could probably lift you and your whole party.

She ate three tacos before I even said hello. I'm not even mad.

He tried to pick up the waitress while she was still cleaning tables. She laughed so hard she dropped a plate.

He said he could bench press me. I said I could bench press him. He tried. He failed.

Getting so wasted you think you're in a movie and then trying to make out with someone who looks like they could beat you up.

He thought he was in 'The Hangover' and tried to kiss the bartender. It didn't go well.

She looked like she could punch a wall and win. He tried to hug her. She looked confused.

He said, 'This is the best night of my life,' then fell off a chair.

Drinking so much you can't stand up and then trying to flirt with someone who looks like they could eat you for breakfast.

He tried to tell a joke while he was on the floor. It was more like a sob story.

She looked like a wrestler. He tried to ask her out. She asked him if he was drunk.

He said, 'I'm not drunk. I'm just tired of being sober.' He was on the floor.

Guzzling alcohol like it's your job and then trying to charm a woman who looks like she could beat you up with her eyelashes.

He drank so much he started talking to the ceiling. Then he tried to flirt with the waitress.

She had a tattoo that said 'I eat men for breakfast.' He tried to flirt with her. She said, 'You're on the menu.'

He said, 'You're beautiful.' She said, 'You're drunk.' He said, 'You're both.'