Paar-tay
Drinking so much you can't stand up and then trying to flirt with someone who looks like they could eat you for breakfast.
He tried to tell a joke while he was on the floor. It was more like a sob story.
She looked like a wrestler. He tried to ask her out. She asked him if he was drunk.
He said, 'I'm not drunk. I'm just tired of being sober.' He was on the floor.