Paar-tay
Getting so wasted you think you're in a movie and then trying to make out with someone who looks like they could beat you up.
He thought he was in 'The Hangover' and tried to kiss the bartender. It didn't go well.
She looked like she could punch a wall and win. He tried to hug her. She looked confused.
He said, 'This is the best night of my life,' then fell off a chair.