Paar-tay
Guzzling alcohol like it's your job and then trying to charm a woman who looks like she could beat you up with her eyelashes.
He drank so much he started talking to the ceiling. Then he tried to flirt with the waitress.
She had a tattoo that said 'I eat men for breakfast.' He tried to flirt with her. She said, 'You're on the menu.'
He said, 'You're beautiful.' She said, 'You're drunk.' He said, 'You're both.'