Paar-tay
Chugging beer like it's your last day on Earth and then attempting to seduce a woman who could probably lift you and your whole party.
She ate three tacos before I even said hello. I'm not even mad.
He tried to pick up the waitress while she was still cleaning tables. She laughed so hard she dropped a plate.
He said he could bench press me. I said I could bench press him. He tried. He failed.