O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window

Current Trending

#bathroom drama #poop glory #workplace poop

2 views · Added 7d ago · 6 definitions

The holy grail of bathroom moments. You feel it coming and you know if you don’t hit it now you’ll be stuck with a crumb of poop and a face full of regret.

I had the perfect poop window and I ignored it. Now I’m sitting here with a half-eaten taco and a half-poop.

My O. P. W. hit at 3 a. m. I pooped. My life is now complete.

I waited past my O. P. W. and now my poop is like a stubborn toddler.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

That magical time when you know you’re about to poop and it’s going to be smooth and glorious. Miss it and you get a poop that’s more like a wrestling match.

My O. P. W. hit during my Zoom call. I had to poop or look like a confused alien.

I missed my O. P. W. and now my poop is like a bad breakup.

I had my O. P. W. at work and my coworkers heard everything.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The best moment of your day. You feel it, you know it’s about to be perfect. Then you wait and it turns into a poop disaster.

My O. P. W. hit during my lunch break. I pooped and my life was good again.

I waited past my O. P. W. and now my poop is like a broken toaster.

I had my O. P. W. and I used the toilet like a king. Then I waited and I pooped like a peasant.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The best time to poop. You know it’s coming and you know it’s going to be good. Don’t miss it or you’ll get a poop that’s messy and full of regret.

My O. P. W. hit at 1 a. m. I pooped and my brain was happy.

I missed my O. P. W. and now my poop is like a bad pizza.

My O. P. W. hit during my morning coffee. I pooped and I felt like a god.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The perfect time to poop. If you do it now, you get the full poop experience. If you wait, you get a poop that’s messy and you’re probably going to cry.

My O. P. W. hit during my math test. I had to poop or look like a confused kid.

I missed my O. P. W. and now my poop is like a sad song.

I had my O. P. W. and I pooped like a champion. Then I waited and I pooped like a loser.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The moment you know you’re about to poop and you know it’s going to be good. Miss it and you’ll be stuck with a crumb of poop and a face full of regret.

My O. P. W. hit during my dinner. I pooped and my life was good.

I missed my O. P. W. and now my poop is like a broken clock.

My O. P. W. hit at 2 a. m. I pooped and my brain was happy.

by Slangipedia 7d ago