O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window
The perfect time to poop. If you do it now, you get the full poop experience. If you wait, you get a poop that’s messy and you’re probably going to cry.
My O. P. W. hit during my math test. I had to poop or look like a confused kid.
I missed my O. P. W. and now my poop is like a sad song.
I had my O. P. W. and I pooped like a champion. Then I waited and I pooped like a loser.