O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window - The best moment of your day. You feel it, you know it’s abou

The best moment of your day. You feel it, you know it’s about to be perfect. Then you wait and it turns into a poop disaster.

My O. P. W. hit during my lunch break. I pooped and my life was good again.

I waited past my O. P. W. and now my poop is like a broken toaster.

I had my O. P. W. and I used the toilet like a king. Then I waited and I pooped like a peasant.