O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window
That magical time when you know you’re about to poop and it’s going to be smooth and glorious. Miss it and you get a poop that’s more like a wrestling match.
My O. P. W. hit during my Zoom call. I had to poop or look like a confused alien.
I missed my O. P. W. and now my poop is like a bad breakup.
I had my O. P. W. at work and my coworkers heard everything.