O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window
The moment you know you’re about to poop and you know it’s going to be good. Miss it and you’ll be stuck with a crumb of poop and a face full of regret.
My O. P. W. hit during my dinner. I pooped and my life was good.
I missed my O. P. W. and now my poop is like a broken clock.
My O. P. W. hit at 2 a. m. I pooped and my brain was happy.