Octobang

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When a squid or octopus goes full-on freaky with anything that moves, even if it’s not a human or an orangutan. No fancy parts needed, just wild action.

My octopus got it on with my pet goldfish. No one asked for this.

The squid tried to seduce my mom. She just laughed and said 'You’re not my type.'

My neighbor’s octopus did a full dance-off with a raccoon. It was majestic.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Any time a cephalopod goes all out with someone or something, even if it’s not a human. It’s like a freak show, and everyone’s invited.

My octopus had sex with my dog. My dog didn’t know what hit him.

The squid had a weird fling with my vacuum cleaner. It was weird.

My neighbor’s octopus tried to propose to my cat. It was cute, but the cat said no.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When an octopus or squid goes full-on crazy with anyone or anything that moves. It doesn’t matter if it’s a human, an orangutan, or even a toaster. Just wild, no rules.

My octopus had sex with my TV. Now it’s on a loop.

The squid tried to make out with my car. I’m not sure if it’s a compliment or a curse.

My neighbor’s octopus had a huge fight with my dog. It ended with a kiss.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A messy, loud, and sometimes smelly event where a cephalopod goes full-on with anything that moves. No fancy stuff, just pure animal madness.

My octopus had sex with my mom’s plants. Now they’re blooming weird.

The squid tried to make out with my fridge. It was a disaster.

My neighbor’s octopus had a huge party with my dog. It left a mess.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When an octopus or squid goes full-on wild with anything that moves. It might be a human, an orangutan, or even a chicken. Just raw, no filters.

My octopus had sex with my chicken. Now the chicken clucks at me.

The squid tried to flirt with my dad. He just said 'No thanks, I’m married.'

My neighbor’s octopus had a weird date with my cat. It ended with a hiss.

by Slangipedia 7d ago