Octobang
Any time a cephalopod goes all out with someone or something, even if it’s not a human. It’s like a freak show, and everyone’s invited.
My octopus had sex with my dog. My dog didn’t know what hit him.
The squid had a weird fling with my vacuum cleaner. It was weird.
My neighbor’s octopus tried to propose to my cat. It was cute, but the cat said no.