Octobang
When an octopus or squid goes full-on wild with anything that moves. It might be a human, an orangutan, or even a chicken. Just raw, no filters.
My octopus had sex with my chicken. Now the chicken clucks at me.
The squid tried to flirt with my dad. He just said 'No thanks, I’m married.'
My neighbor’s octopus had a weird date with my cat. It ended with a hiss.