Octobang
When an octopus or squid goes full-on crazy with anyone or anything that moves. It doesn’t matter if it’s a human, an orangutan, or even a toaster. Just wild, no rules.
My octopus had sex with my TV. Now it’s on a loop.
The squid tried to make out with my car. I’m not sure if it’s a compliment or a curse.
My neighbor’s octopus had a huge fight with my dog. It ended with a kiss.