Octobang
A messy, loud, and sometimes smelly event where a cephalopod goes full-on with anything that moves. No fancy stuff, just pure animal madness.
My octopus had sex with my mom’s plants. Now they’re blooming weird.
The squid tried to make out with my fridge. It was a disaster.
My neighbor’s octopus had a huge party with my dog. It left a mess.