Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP)

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#fake fan#nick lover#hates kevin

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They yell they're obsessed with the Jonas Brothers but can't even name a song from the first album besides Burnin' Up and think Nick is perfect because he's hot. They hate Kevin for no real reason and act like they know everything about the band when they don't.
"I love Nick so much!", while ignoring the fact he's been married."
"Kevin is the worst!", even though he's the one who started the band."
"I know all about them!", after watching one of their old videos."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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These people act like they're super into the Jonas Brothers but only know SOS and Hold On. They think they're experts just because they've seen Nick in a music video and can't stand Kevin for some dumb reason.
"I know everything about them!", after listening to SOS once."
"Kevin is so annoying!", even though he's the one who made the band famous."
"I don't care about their lives!", while talking about Nick's looks."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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They scream they love the Jonas Brothers but only know a few songs and think Nick is the best because he's hot. They hate Kevin for no good reason and act like they're a real fan even though they don't know anything about the band.
"I'm the biggest fan!", after watching one of their old concerts."
"Kevin is so ugly!", even though he's the original member."
"I don't know anything about them!", while trying to pretend I do."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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They say they're obsessed with the Jonas Brothers but can't name any songs other than SOS and Burnin' Up. They love Nick because he's hot and hate Kevin for no reason, even though they don't know anything about the band.
"I love Nick so much!", while ignoring the fact he's been married."
"Kevin is the worst!", even though he's the one who started the band."
"I know everything about them!", after listening to one of their old songs."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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These people act like they're the biggest Jonas Brothers fan but only know a few songs and think Nick is the best because he's hot. They hate Kevin for no reason and think they know everything about the band when they really don't.
"I love Nick the most!", even though he's been married."
"Kevin is the worst!", even though he's the original member."
"I know everything about them!", after watching one of their old videos."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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They yell they're super into the Jonas Brothers but only know SOS and Burnin' Up. They think Nick is the best because he's hot and hate Kevin for no real reason, even though they don't know anything about the band.
"I know everything about them!", after watching one of their old videos."
"Kevin is so annoying!", even though he's the one who made the band famous."
"I love Nick the most!", even though he's been married."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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