Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP)
They say they're obsessed with the Jonas Brothers but can't name any songs other than SOS and Burnin' Up. They love Nick because he's hot and hate Kevin for no reason, even though they don't know anything about the band.
"I love Nick so much!", while ignoring the fact he's been married."
"Kevin is the worst!", even though he's the one who started the band."
"I know everything about them!", after listening to one of their old songs."