Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP)
They yell they're super into the Jonas Brothers but only know SOS and Burnin' Up. They think Nick is the best because he's hot and hate Kevin for no real reason, even though they don't know anything about the band.
"I know everything about them!", after watching one of their old videos."
"Kevin is so annoying!", even though he's the one who made the band famous."
"I love Nick the most!", even though he's been married."