Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP)
These people act like they're super into the Jonas Brothers but only know SOS and Hold On. They think they're experts just because they've seen Nick in a music video and can't stand Kevin for some dumb reason.
"I know everything about them!", after listening to SOS once."
"Kevin is so annoying!", even though he's the one who made the band famous."
"I don't care about their lives!", while talking about Nick's looks."