Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP)
These people act like they're the biggest Jonas Brothers fan but only know a few songs and think Nick is the best because he's hot. They hate Kevin for no reason and think they know everything about the band when they really don't.
"I love Nick the most!", even though he's been married."
"Kevin is the worst!", even though he's the original member."
"I know everything about them!", after watching one of their old videos."