objective as a pancake

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as objective as a pancake. You can’t even fling a piece of toast at it and make it biased. It just takes facts and chucks them into a logical pile like it’s doing math in its sleep.
"That report was as objective as a pancake. Even my goldfish agreed."
"He graded my essay like it was a pancake. No mercy. No bias. Just cold, hard facts."
"The review was as objective as a pancake. I could’ve cried."
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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as objective as a pancake. It doesn’t care about your feelings, your drama, or your dumb opinions. It just sees the truth and slaps it down like it’s a hot plate.
"That guy was as objective as a pancake. I tried to bribe him with cookies. He just stared at me like I was a math problem."
"The judge was as objective as a pancake. I had a broken leg and a raccoon in my backpack. He still gave me a D."
"Her review of my life was as objective as a pancake. I was crying and she was eating a sandwich."
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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as objective as a pancake. It doesn’t let emotions in. It doesn’t let bias in. It doesn’t let anything in. It’s just there, calm and cool, like a plate of syrupy silence.
"He gave me a grade as objective as a pancake. I was screaming and he was just eating a pancake."
"That review was as objective as a pancake. I had a crush on the reviewer and it didn’t even flinch."
"The critic was as objective as a pancake. I threw a sandwich at him and he just said, 'That’s a 6 out of 10.'"
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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as objective as a pancake. It doesn’t care about your drama, your lies, or your stupid rants. It just sees the facts and doesn’t even flinch when you throw a plate at it.
"The teacher was as objective as a pancake. I threw a paper airplane at her and she still gave me a B."
"That report was as objective as a pancake. I cried my eyes out and it still called me a ‘B-average human being.’"
"He was as objective as a pancake. I had a raccoon in my backpack and he still said I was a ‘B-average human being.’"
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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as objective as a pancake. It doesn’t get distracted by your dumb stuff. It doesn’t get annoyed by your nonsense. It just sits there, calm and collected, like it’s been through worse.
"That guy was as objective as a pancake. I threw a banana at him and he still called me a B-average human being."
"The judge was as objective as a pancake. I had a raccoon in my backpack and a broken leg. He still said I was a B-average human being."
"That report was as objective as a pancake. I cried and screamed and it still called me a B-average human being."
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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