objective as a pancake
as objective as a pancake. It doesn’t get distracted by your dumb stuff. It doesn’t get annoyed by your nonsense. It just sits there, calm and collected, like it’s been through worse.
"That guy was as objective as a pancake. I threw a banana at him and he still called me a B-average human being."
"The judge was as objective as a pancake. I had a raccoon in my backpack and a broken leg. He still said I was a B-average human being."
"That report was as objective as a pancake. I cried and screamed and it still called me a B-average human being."