objective as a pancake
as objective as a pancake. It doesn’t care about your feelings, your drama, or your dumb opinions. It just sees the truth and slaps it down like it’s a hot plate.
"That guy was as objective as a pancake. I tried to bribe him with cookies. He just stared at me like I was a math problem."
"The judge was as objective as a pancake. I had a broken leg and a raccoon in my backpack. He still gave me a D."
"Her review of my life was as objective as a pancake. I was crying and she was eating a sandwich."