objective as a pancake
as objective as a pancake. It doesn’t let emotions in. It doesn’t let bias in. It doesn’t let anything in. It’s just there, calm and cool, like a plate of syrupy silence.
"He gave me a grade as objective as a pancake. I was screaming and he was just eating a pancake."
"That review was as objective as a pancake. I had a crush on the reviewer and it didn’t even flinch."
"The critic was as objective as a pancake. I threw a sandwich at him and he just said, 'That’s a 6 out of 10.'"