objective as a pancake
as objective as a pancake. It doesn’t care about your drama, your lies, or your stupid rants. It just sees the facts and doesn’t even flinch when you throw a plate at it.
"The teacher was as objective as a pancake. I threw a paper airplane at her and she still gave me a B."
"That report was as objective as a pancake. I cried my eyes out and it still called me a ‘B-average human being.’"
"He was as objective as a pancake. I had a raccoon in my backpack and he still said I was a ‘B-average human being.’"