Obaidah

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A guy who’s so sweet you’ll probably throw up from how cute he is. But don’t let that fool you, he’s a beast in bed and will do anything, including burning down a restaurant, to make his girl happy.
Obaidah brought me flowers and a fire extinguisher. I chose the fire extinguisher.
He proposed to me in a McDonald’s parking lot. I said yes. Then I ate a Big Mac.
He tried to serenade me with a kazoo. I kissed him. Then I ran.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He’s like a bag of chips, flaky on the outside, but absolutely delicious once you get to the middle. He’ll make you laugh until you cry, then take you to a bar and buy you shots.
He sent me a text that said, ‘I miss you. Also, I stole a pizza from a delivery guy.’ I replied, ‘I miss you too. Also, I’m coming over.’
He showed up at my house with a pizza, a bottle of wine, and a fake mustache. I cried.
He texted me a photo of a hot dog wearing sunglasses. I texted him back a photo of myself in a hot dog costume.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He’s so hot he could make a nun blush. But he’s also the kind of guy who would drink a whole bottle of whiskey just to prove he could.
He texted me, ‘I just won a bet. I now own a chicken.’ I replied, ‘I now own you.’
He showed up at my birthday party with a cake, a chicken, and a bottle of whiskey. I cried. Then I drank.
He sent me a text that said, ‘I love you. Also, I have a chicken named Bob.’ I told him, ‘I love you too. Also, I’m going to kill Bob.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He’s like a pizza, he’s got everything you need and he’ll throw in a chicken just because he feels like it.
He sent me a message that said, ‘I love you. Also, I bought a chicken.’ I replied, ‘I love you too. Also, I’m coming over.’
He showed up at my house with a chicken, a pizza, and a bottle of whiskey. I cried. Then I drank.
He texted me a photo of a chicken wearing sunglasses. I texted him back a photo of myself wearing sunglasses and a chicken costume.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He’s the kind of guy who will serenade you with a kazoo, then take you to a bar and get into a fight with a bartender just to prove a point.
He texted me, ‘I miss you. Also, I fought a bartender.’ I replied, ‘I miss you too. Also, I’m coming over.’
He showed up at my house with a kazoo, a bottle of whiskey, and a chicken. I cried. Then I drank.
He sent me a message that said, ‘I love you. Also, I have a chicken named Bob and a kazoo.’ I told him, ‘I love you too. Also, I’m going to kill Bob.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He’s a guy who will do anything for his girl, including burning down a restaurant, stealing a chicken, and wearing a kazoo to a bar.
He sent me a message that said, ‘I miss you. Also, I stole a chicken from a delivery guy.’ I replied, ‘I miss you too. Also, I’m coming over.’
He showed up at my house with a chicken, a kazoo, and a bottle of whiskey. I cried. Then I drank.
He texted me a photo of a chicken wearing sunglasses. I texted him back a photo of myself in a chicken costume.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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