Obaidah
He’s a guy who will do anything for his girl, including burning down a restaurant, stealing a chicken, and wearing a kazoo to a bar.
He sent me a message that said, ‘I miss you. Also, I stole a chicken from a delivery guy.’ I replied, ‘I miss you too. Also, I’m coming over.’
He showed up at my house with a chicken, a kazoo, and a bottle of whiskey. I cried. Then I drank.
He texted me a photo of a chicken wearing sunglasses. I texted him back a photo of myself in a chicken costume.