Obaidah
He’s so hot he could make a nun blush. But he’s also the kind of guy who would drink a whole bottle of whiskey just to prove he could.
He texted me, ‘I just won a bet. I now own a chicken.’ I replied, ‘I now own you.’
He showed up at my birthday party with a cake, a chicken, and a bottle of whiskey. I cried. Then I drank.
He sent me a text that said, ‘I love you. Also, I have a chicken named Bob.’ I told him, ‘I love you too. Also, I’m going to kill Bob.’