Obaidah
He’s like a pizza, he’s got everything you need and he’ll throw in a chicken just because he feels like it.
He sent me a message that said, ‘I love you. Also, I bought a chicken.’ I replied, ‘I love you too. Also, I’m coming over.’
He showed up at my house with a chicken, a pizza, and a bottle of whiskey. I cried. Then I drank.
He texted me a photo of a chicken wearing sunglasses. I texted him back a photo of myself wearing sunglasses and a chicken costume.