Obaidah
He’s the kind of guy who will serenade you with a kazoo, then take you to a bar and get into a fight with a bartender just to prove a point.
He texted me, ‘I miss you. Also, I fought a bartender.’ I replied, ‘I miss you too. Also, I’m coming over.’
He showed up at my house with a kazoo, a bottle of whiskey, and a chicken. I cried. Then I drank.
He sent me a message that said, ‘I love you. Also, I have a chicken named Bob and a kazoo.’ I told him, ‘I love you too. Also, I’m going to kill Bob.’