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The art of messin' with people's minds by spittin' out dumb ideas and actin' like they're genius, while you laugh your ass off and know you're gonna be the one gettin' splashed when it all goes sideways.

I told them we should start a karate club in the middle of the lake. They believed me. Now I’m sittin’ on a dock dippin’ my toes in the water while they’re wrestling alligators.

My friend said we should all ride bikes through a pizza shop. I said yes. Now I’m covered in cheese and tomato sauce.

I proposed we all jump in a pool at midnight. I’m the only one who didn’t bring a change of clothes.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you come up with a stupid plan, convince your friends it’s the best idea ever, and then sit back and enjoy the chaos while they’re the ones gettin' soaked.

I said we should all run into the lake wearing only socks. They did it. Now they’re shakin’ their socks like they’re gonna drown me.

I told them we should eat ice cream in the freezer for an hour. Now I have brain freeze and they have a frozen pizza on their face.

I said we should all try to sing a song in reverse. They did it. I got a concussion and a standing ovation.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The skill of makin' your friends do crazy stuff while you just chill and know you're gonna laugh at them when they all get splashed and messed up.

I said we should all jump in the lake with our pants on. Now I’m dry. They’re all soaked and they’re yellin’ at me.

I said we should try to eat a whole cake in one bite. They did it. Now they’re droolin’ and I’m laughin’.

I told them we should all try to walk on the ceiling. Now I’m on the floor and they’re on the ceiling.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The secret skill of messin' with your friends by tellin’ them dumb ideas and laughin’ at them while they’re the ones who end up gettin’ splashed and messed up.

I said we should all run through a sprinkler wearing only socks. I’m dry. They’re all wet and yellin’ at me.

I told them we should all try to eat a whole pizza in one bite. They did it. Now they’re droolin’ and I’m laughin’.

I said we should all try to sing a song in reverse. They did it. Now I have a headache and they have a standing ovation.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you come up with a dumb idea, tell your friends it’s genius, and then sit back and laugh while they all get splashed and look like idiots.

I said we should all jump in the lake wearing only socks. Now I’m dry and they’re all wet and yellin’ at me.

I said we should all eat ice cream in the freezer for an hour. Now I have brain freeze and they have a frozen pizza on their face.

I said we should all try to walk on the ceiling. Now I’m on the floor and they’re on the ceiling.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The skill of tellin’ your friends dumb ideas and laughin’ at them while they’re the ones who end up gettin’ splashed and look like idiots.

I said we should all run into the lake wearing only socks. Now I’m dry and they’re all wet and yellin’ at me.

I said we should all eat ice cream in the freezer for an hour. Now I have brain freeze and they have a frozen pizza on their face.

I said we should all try to sing a song in reverse. They did it. Now I have a headache and they have a standing ovation.

by Slangipedia 7d ago