Oarology
The secret skill of messin' with your friends by tellin’ them dumb ideas and laughin’ at them while they’re the ones who end up gettin’ splashed and messed up.
I said we should all run through a sprinkler wearing only socks. I’m dry. They’re all wet and yellin’ at me.
I told them we should all try to eat a whole pizza in one bite. They did it. Now they’re droolin’ and I’m laughin’.
I said we should all try to sing a song in reverse. They did it. Now I have a headache and they have a standing ovation.