Oarology
The skill of tellin’ your friends dumb ideas and laughin’ at them while they’re the ones who end up gettin’ splashed and look like idiots.
I said we should all run into the lake wearing only socks. Now I’m dry and they’re all wet and yellin’ at me.
I said we should all eat ice cream in the freezer for an hour. Now I have brain freeze and they have a frozen pizza on their face.
I said we should all try to sing a song in reverse. They did it. Now I have a headache and they have a standing ovation.