Oarology
When you come up with a stupid plan, convince your friends it’s the best idea ever, and then sit back and enjoy the chaos while they’re the ones gettin' soaked.
I said we should all run into the lake wearing only socks. They did it. Now they’re shakin’ their socks like they’re gonna drown me.
I told them we should eat ice cream in the freezer for an hour. Now I have brain freeze and they have a frozen pizza on their face.
I said we should all try to sing a song in reverse. They did it. I got a concussion and a standing ovation.