Oarology - When you come up with a dumb idea, tell your friends it’s ge

When you come up with a dumb idea, tell your friends it’s genius, and then sit back and laugh while they all get splashed and look like idiots.

I said we should all jump in the lake wearing only socks. Now I’m dry and they’re all wet and yellin’ at me.

I said we should all eat ice cream in the freezer for an hour. Now I have brain freeze and they have a frozen pizza on their face.

I said we should all try to walk on the ceiling. Now I’m on the floor and they’re on the ceiling.