Oakland

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A city east of the SF Bay, also known as the ‘town’. It’s split into three parts, North, West, and East Oakland. There’s no South. North Oakland is the hills. West Oakland has downtown, Lake Merritt, Chinatown, and Jack London Square. East Oakland has the airport, the Coliseum, and the zoo. Deep East Oakland is where the madness lives, sideshows, fools acting stupid, hyphy people, people sippin’ on yak or heem, and box chevs slap-hittin’ hard.

Yo, I was in Deep East Oakland last night and saw a guy tryin’ to dance on a fire hydrant. He got hyphy and fell off. Classic.

My cousin got in a box chevy fight in East Oakland. He came home with a broken nose and a new nickname, ‘Box Chevy Boy’.

I was at a showdown in West Oakland and watched a guy get hit with a lamp. He was yelling, ‘I ain’t dead yet!’, then he was.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Founded in 1852, Oakland is the eighth-largest city in the U. S., but it’s not just big, it’s loud, messy, and full of weirdos. You got mobbin’ through the sydeshows in a box chevy, 18 dummy sippin’ yak, blowin’ purple, and some of the best pimp game this side of the Bay.

I told my homie, ‘Oakland’s got the best pimp game in the Bay.’ He said, ‘That’s why I moved here, to get out of my mom’s pimp game.’

My aunt went to a showdown in Oakland and came back with a new hairdo, and a broken foot.

My cousin’s cousin started a rap group in Oakland called ‘The Pimp Game’, and now they’re famous.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A medium thicc dog with black spots and a white spur. He’s got a white ring at the start of his tail. Don’t approach him, he’ll melt your heart.

I saw this dog in the park. He was just sitting there, looking at me. Then he melted my heart, and I didn’t even have a crush on him.

My little brother tried to pet this dog and came home with a broken heart, and a new nickname, ‘Heart Melter’.

This dog is so thicc, he’s got his own Instagram. His bio says, ‘Melting hearts since 2010.’

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A city in California on the eastern shore of the San Francisco Bay. It’s got great weather and some of the best sports teams, the A’s and the Raiders. It’s also known for its crazy sideshows and a murder rate that could kill a man.

I told my friend, ‘Oakland’s got the best sports teams, and the worst murder rate.’ He said, ‘That’s why I’m not from there.’

My homie went to a showdown in Oakland and got shot, then he went back for more.

Oakland’s got a murder rate so high, it’s got a murder rate of its own.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

1) A city in the East Bay known for its crime and homicides. 2) The third weirdest city in the Bay Area, right behind Berkeley and San Francisco. 3) My hometown.

I told my cousin, ‘Oakland’s the third weirdest city in the Bay, right behind Berkeley and San Francisco.’ He said, ‘That’s why I live in Berkeley.’

My homie said Oakland’s the weirdest city in the Bay, but he still lives there.

Oakland’s so weird, it’s got a murder rate and a weird rate.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A hella ghetto but awesome fun city in the California Bay Area. It’s got mega high crime rates and a nice needle exchange program. Lots of crack users, especially in West Oakland.

My little brother went to West Oakland and came back with a new addiction, crack. He said, ‘It’s better than my mom’s nagging.’

West Oakland’s got so many crack users, they hold a crack convention every year.

Oakland’s got a needle exchange program, and it’s better than most people’s lives.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

1) The main city of the East Bay Area. 2) The place where San Francisco’s problems get dumped. Oakland exists just so San Francisco can look pretty. 3) A city that’s free to get into when you cross the Bay Bridge, but you gotta pay to leave and go back to San Francisco. 4) A city with a bad rep but it’s getting gentrified because of shockingly high prices in the City. 5) Right next to Portland, Oregon, the lesbian capital of the Western US.

Oakland’s so bad, San Francisco dumps its problems there. Now Oakland’s got problems, and a murder rate.

I told my homie, ‘Oakland’s the place where San Francisco’s problems go to die.’ He said, ‘That’s why I live there.’

Oakland’s next to Portland, and the lesbian capital of the Western US. I guess that’s why I see a lot of drag queens on the streets.

by Slangipedia 7d ago