Oakland
Founded in 1852, Oakland is the eighth-largest city in the U. S., but it’s not just big, it’s loud, messy, and full of weirdos. You got mobbin’ through the sydeshows in a box chevy, 18 dummy sippin’ yak, blowin’ purple, and some of the best pimp game this side of the Bay.
I told my homie, ‘Oakland’s got the best pimp game in the Bay.’ He said, ‘That’s why I moved here, to get out of my mom’s pimp game.’
My aunt went to a showdown in Oakland and came back with a new hairdo, and a broken foot.
My cousin’s cousin started a rap group in Oakland called ‘The Pimp Game’, and now they’re famous.