Oakland
1) The main city of the East Bay Area. 2) The place where San Francisco’s problems get dumped. Oakland exists just so San Francisco can look pretty. 3) A city that’s free to get into when you cross the Bay Bridge, but you gotta pay to leave and go back to San Francisco. 4) A city with a bad rep but it’s getting gentrified because of shockingly high prices in the City. 5) Right next to Portland, Oregon, the lesbian capital of the Western US.
Oakland’s so bad, San Francisco dumps its problems there. Now Oakland’s got problems, and a murder rate.
I told my homie, ‘Oakland’s the place where San Francisco’s problems go to die.’ He said, ‘That’s why I live there.’
Oakland’s next to Portland, and the lesbian capital of the Western US. I guess that’s why I see a lot of drag queens on the streets.