Oakland
1) A city in the East Bay known for its crime and homicides. 2) The third weirdest city in the Bay Area, right behind Berkeley and San Francisco. 3) My hometown.
I told my cousin, ‘Oakland’s the third weirdest city in the Bay, right behind Berkeley and San Francisco.’ He said, ‘That’s why I live in Berkeley.’
My homie said Oakland’s the weirdest city in the Bay, but he still lives there.
Oakland’s so weird, it’s got a murder rate and a weird rate.
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