Oakland
A city in California on the eastern shore of the San Francisco Bay. It’s got great weather and some of the best sports teams, the A’s and the Raiders. It’s also known for its crazy sideshows and a murder rate that could kill a man.
I told my friend, ‘Oakland’s got the best sports teams, and the worst murder rate.’ He said, ‘That’s why I’m not from there.’
My homie went to a showdown in Oakland and got shot, then he went back for more.
Oakland’s got a murder rate so high, it’s got a murder rate of its own.