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The mom who makes you want to vomit because she’s always yelling and eating junk food.

I saw my M. T. M. M. P. eating a whole pizza at 2 AM while screaming at the TV.

My M. T. M. M. P. called me a ‘disgrace’ because I got a C in math.

She said I’d never amount to anything, and then she ate a donut with her hands.

The worst mom ever, she makes you feel like you’re going to throw up from the mess she makes.

My M. T. M. M. P. left a mountain of dirty clothes in my room and called me lazy.

She said I was ‘a waste of oxygen’ and then she ate a bag of chips in the car.

She told me I’d never be successful and then she spilled coffee on my homework.

A mom who’s so loud and gross, you wish you could just disappear.

My M. T. M. M. P. screamed at the neighbor and then she burped in my face.

She told me I was ‘the worst’ and then she ate a sandwich at 3 AM.

She yelled at me for getting a B and then she took a bite of a cake with her fingers.

The mom who makes you want to run away because she’s always talking trash and eating like a monster.

My M. T. M. M. P. said I was ‘a disgrace to the family’ and then she ate a whole cake in one go.

She told me I’d never be rich and then she took a bite of a pie with her hands.

She called me ‘a total failure’ and then she ate a burger in the middle of the night.

The mom who’s so bad, you’d rather die than be around her.

My M. T. M. M. P. told me I was ‘a total disaster’ and then she ate a whole pizza in the car.

She said I was ‘a waste of time’ and then she burped loudly in my face.

She yelled at me for getting a D and then she took a bite of a donut with her hands.

The mom who’s so gross and loud, you’re halfway to the trash can just thinking about her.

My M. T. M. M. P. screamed at me for getting a C and then she ate a whole bag of chips in the car.

She told me I was ‘a total embarrassment’ and then she took a bite of a cake with her fingers.

She yelled at me for being late and then she burped in my face.