M.T.M.M.P.
The mom who makes you want to run away because she’s always talking trash and eating like a monster.
My M. T. M. M. P. said I was ‘a disgrace to the family’ and then she ate a whole cake in one go.
She told me I’d never be rich and then she took a bite of a pie with her hands.
She called me ‘a total failure’ and then she ate a burger in the middle of the night.