M.T.M.M.P.
A mom who’s so loud and gross, you wish you could just disappear.
My M. T. M. M. P. screamed at the neighbor and then she burped in my face.
She told me I was ‘the worst’ and then she ate a sandwich at 3 AM.
She yelled at me for getting a B and then she took a bite of a cake with her fingers.