M.T.M.M.P.
The mom who’s so gross and loud, you’re halfway to the trash can just thinking about her.
My M. T. M. M. P. screamed at me for getting a C and then she ate a whole bag of chips in the car.
She told me I was ‘a total embarrassment’ and then she took a bite of a cake with her fingers.
She yelled at me for being late and then she burped in my face.