M.T.M.M.P.
The worst mom ever, she makes you feel like you’re going to throw up from the mess she makes.
My M. T. M. M. P. left a mountain of dirty clothes in my room and called me lazy.
She said I was ‘a waste of oxygen’ and then she ate a bag of chips in the car.
She told me I’d never be successful and then she spilled coffee on my homework.