Mad muffin disease

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A crazy obsession with muffins that turns you into a raving lunatic if you can’t find one. You’ll yell at your dog, throw your phone, and blame your mom for eating your muffin even though you clearly ate it yourself.

I ate the muffin, you ate the muffin, the muffin ate me!

Why is my muffin missing? I swear my brother stole it!

I fought my dad over a muffin. I won. I ate the muffin. I’m still winning.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

This disease makes you so obsessed with muffins that you'll punch a wall, cuss like a sailor, and accuse your best friend of stealing your muffin even though you clearly had it in your hand.

I ate the muffin. I swear I did. You’re the thief.

I threw my coffee at my brother because he took my muffin.

I cried for 10 minutes because my muffin was gone.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You get so mad about muffins that you might lose your mind. You'll scream at the sky, bite your nails, and claim your dog took your muffin even though you clearly ate it and then threw it at your sister.

My dog took my muffin. I saw it. I swear.

I bit my hand because my muffin was gone.

I screamed at the microwave because it didn’t heat my muffin.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

It’s like having a tiny monster inside you that only eats muffins. You’ll fight with your brother, cuss at your teacher, and claim your cat took your muffin even though you dropped it on the floor and then ate it.

My cat took my muffin. I saw it. I swear.

I fought my brother over a muffin. I won. I ate the muffin.

I cussed at my teacher because she took my muffin.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You get so angry about muffins that you might explode. You'll yell at your mom, throw your shoes, and say your brother took your muffin even though you clearly ate it and then threw it at your dad.

My brother took my muffin. I saw it. I swear.

I threw my shoes at my mom because she ate my muffin.

I yelled at my dad because he took my muffin.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You are so obsessed with muffins that you will do anything to get one. You'll beg your dad, cuss at your brother, and say your dog took your muffin even though you clearly ate it and then threw it at your cat.

I begged my dad for a muffin. He said no. I cussed him.

I cussed at my brother because he took my muffin.

I threw my muffin at my cat because it stared at me.

by Slangipedia 8d ago