Mad muffin disease
It’s like having a tiny monster inside you that only eats muffins. You’ll fight with your brother, cuss at your teacher, and claim your cat took your muffin even though you dropped it on the floor and then ate it.
My cat took my muffin. I saw it. I swear.
I fought my brother over a muffin. I won. I ate the muffin.
I cussed at my teacher because she took my muffin.