Mad muffin disease
You get so mad about muffins that you might lose your mind. You'll scream at the sky, bite your nails, and claim your dog took your muffin even though you clearly ate it and then threw it at your sister.
My dog took my muffin. I saw it. I swear.
I bit my hand because my muffin was gone.
I screamed at the microwave because it didn’t heat my muffin.