Mad muffin disease
This disease makes you so obsessed with muffins that you'll punch a wall, cuss like a sailor, and accuse your best friend of stealing your muffin even though you clearly had it in your hand.
I ate the muffin. I swear I did. You’re the thief.
I threw my coffee at my brother because he took my muffin.
I cried for 10 minutes because my muffin was gone.