Mad muffin disease
You get so angry about muffins that you might explode. You'll yell at your mom, throw your shoes, and say your brother took your muffin even though you clearly ate it and then threw it at your dad.
My brother took my muffin. I saw it. I swear.
I threw my shoes at my mom because she ate my muffin.
I yelled at my dad because he took my muffin.